Top 10 reasons why I missed you:
Me: "America Day is technically the 4th of July, our independence day from British oppression. So basically we'll be eating and drinking and talking shit about Brits in the park. Want to come?"
You: "Celebrating the establishment of a petulant feral state, consumed by greed, lacking moral values, integrity or true identity? I'm there...
Top 10 reasons why I'm glad you're not near me:
Me: "Can you teach me how to be as annoying as you are?"
You: "A lot of coke. A whooole lot of coke"
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